Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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