I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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