ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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