I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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