elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Randomize
