Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Panties = found
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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