Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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