singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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