You surviving the open bar?
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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