shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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