I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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