Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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