is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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