I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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