I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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