Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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