I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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