just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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