is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
