it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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