That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize