forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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