dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
