woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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