Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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