To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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