yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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