i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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