Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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