Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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