i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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