I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
that is very illegal...i love you.
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