Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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