i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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