well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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