I don't think brook has ever known best
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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