I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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