wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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