idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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