im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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