I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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