I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My brain says no but my pants say off.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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