You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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