My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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