sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
operation have a gay friend backfired
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
dude. I can hear the air.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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