operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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