ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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