exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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