I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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