He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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