That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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